Funny but true effects of iPhones on Ghanaians

The iPhone is the biggest smartphone brand in the world. With game changing technology in the new iPhones has been new behavioural patterns as well as a huge influence on the lifestyle of the users and non-users alike. This is how iPhones affects Ghanaians:

Facial recognition

The facial recognition of the iPhone X is going to cause a lot of problems for many of our ladies. Their morning face and make up face are vastly different. The iPhones will not know that the babe with the contours and arched eyebrows is the scattered looking woman staring at it in the morning.

For Ghanaian women who like makeup and want to get the new iPhone, now is the time to be sleeping and waking up with makeup. You don’t want to give the iPhone X a heart attack.The face recognition technology might not be able to capture this

Tribal Marks

The facial recognition feature might not also recognize the faces of people with tribal marks. So all my people from Ibadan with huge slices on your faces, please skip this iPhone and go with lesser versions.

Status symbol

Expect iPhone X to be a status symbol. Ghanaians who can afford the phone will be flaunting it everywhere, at parties, office meetings, church, burials, naming ceremonies, etc. Trust Ghanaians to be extra. They are going to post a million mirror selfies showing off the iPhone X and it will tension those who can’t afford it.

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Relationship heartaches

A lot of relationships will break up too. Guys who can’t afford the iPhone X for their babes will get dumped quickly. We all know in Ghana that babes love expensive phones especially the ones with good cameras. Any guy who is dating a babe who demands expensive stuff from him on the regular should start saving now. If he cannot afford it he should find himself a new babe. Sugar mummies should also get ready to drop the cash or else they should also be preparing to find themselves new boy toys.