Love It or Leave It: Noooo, Mariah Carey, Noooooo

Guys, there’s nothing sadder than desperation … nothing. Well, there are, but in this particular case regarding Mariah Carey and her coochie-cutting … whatever that is under that unfortunately abbreviated excuse of a skirt, there is nothing sadder than desperation.

This is the case with Mariah at a recent show in China, and if we’re being honest, it sort of seems like she’s trying to pull the “single and ready to mingle ’cause hawt” routine that most teenagers try to pull after they’ve endured a big, important breakup, but no, Mariah. Just no. You’re better than this, right? Aren’t you?

Verdict: Leave it. Oh God, leave it and never think about it again

Source: fishwrapper.com